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Double Meaning SMS & Jokes

So here we Have 1000+ Double Meaning SMS and Non- Veg Jokes to Share with your Friends and enjoy….

  1.  When I was a KID:Pussy meant CAT,
    Sex meant GENDER,
    Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
    Dick was a NAME,
    BJ was a NICK-NAME,
    Bang was a SOUND,
    Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
    Ass was an ANIMAL,
    Screw was just a NUT,
    Tit was a SNACK,
    Head meant a part of BODY !!

    But Now…
    Everything is just Damn Complicated……..!! 😉 😛

  2. aap ki 

    do

     

    jheel c ghari

     

    khubsurat

     

    jhuki jhuki

     

    ankhoon

     

    k

     

    darmiyan

     

    main

     

    jo

     

    naak hai

     

     

    bah rahi hai…saff kar lo.

  3. Two Friendz TaLkinG.- Meri shadi hogai.
    * O ye to acha hoa.
    – Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai.
    * O ye to bura hoa.
    – Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai.
    * O ye to acha hoa.
    – Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti.
    * Ye to bura hoa.
    – Nhi, acha hoa, us ne mjhe Ghr khreed kr diya hai.
    * Ye to acha hoa.
    – Nhi, bura hoa, us Ghr mein aag Lag gai.
    * Ye to bura hoa.
    – Nhi, acha hoa, wo bhi ghr mein thee. 😉
  4. Ladke ne GF se kaha mujhe doodh peena he.
    GF k haath me mehandi lagi thi isliye
    boli chalo andar aa0
    aur
    apne haath se kholo or pee lo
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    Ye raha freeze.

  5. Bahot Sweet hai Woh jise hum chahte haiHar pal Khuda se usiko mangte hai

    Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko
    Kya Aapka dil nahi karta,
    “DAIRY-MILK”Khane ko..

  6. Philosophy Of Life :At The Beginning Of Married Life,
    Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,

     

    Later On Somehow Those Alphabets Get Reversed!!

  7. kaisa lgta hai?
    barasti barish main,
    hawa k jhonkon k sung,
    khamoshi sy chalte hue
    koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de
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    “GATAR HAI ZARA SAMHAL KE”.
  8. Girl-Aaj mat dalo boy kyu? girl-kal tum daal k so gaye. bahut dard hua,me puri raat masalti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha mujhe lagata hai ye EYE DROP BEKAR HE
  9. Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye:Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare,

    Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye,

    Ek Biwi Jo Uski Khidmat Kare,aur.

    TEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe Bass..!                          …..

  10. It’s the thing that satisfies
    ur mind, body & soul!
    Do it on bed, on a sofa,
    in the car or anywhere!
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    It’s called Prayer!
    God bless ur naughty mind.
  11. Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui, Aap yakeen nahi
    karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua

    khana kharab ho gaya….!!!

    Fridge me nahi rakha tha na…!!! ?

  12. Tujhe Dekh K Khara Hota Hai,

    Meri Hasraton Ka Minaar.. ?

    Wah-Wah….!!!

    Ab Jhuk Zara Me Dal Dun, Tere Gale Me
    Phoolon Ka Haar… ?

    Be Positive Mere Yaar… ? ?

  13. Teacher: Kya 4 ladkiya ek stool
    par mazese baith sakate hai..???
    Pappu: Bilkul baith sakate hai ..
    Teacher: Woh kaise..?
    Pappu: Stool ko ulta karke. ?
  14. Girl hostel me ek phone
    aaya…
    “”Meena hai kya?””
    Warden ne pucha: Piche kya lagati hai wo?
    Phone wala: Ab tho pata nahi ji par
    pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi.. ?
  15. Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi…

    Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola

    Ladka: Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

    Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
    Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo

    Ladki: Kyu?, Kya Hua

    Ladka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai. ? ? ?

  16. Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho.
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    Band car ko bhi hila deti hai!! ? ?
  17. 1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,
    Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,

    Travel Agent: 50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, & 25 Thousand Me 1 Country

    Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta?
    Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai…
    Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga…!!! ? ?

  18. Aunty: Are Beta…..

    Kitna Bada ho gaya hai…..
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    Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha? ? ?

  19. Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola: Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya…..

    Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega…… ? ?

  20. Boy: Dadaji, aap kya padh rahe ho?

    Dadaji: Beta Itihas

    Boy: Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he

    Dadaji: Abe BossDK!! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na…. ? ?

  21. Pinku ka Promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya,
    Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se btaya,
    ke Uski Wife Behosh Ho Gyi…!!!
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    Bola: – Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi…!!! ? ?
  22. Ek Wife Ka Subha Apne Pati Ko Kahte
    Suna Gaya Ek Dialog…!!!
    Janu Please Aj Mat Dalna, Kal Raat Tumne
    Dala Tha To Sari Raat Pani Behta Raha…!!!
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    Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Ye Eye Drop Kharab Hai….!!!
  23. संता बंता को अपने नए घर में लेके
    आया…!!!
    बंता: – भाभी कहीं दिखाई नहीं दे
    रहीं…!!!
    संता: – भाभी बाहर गयी है नहीं तो
    तुझे गर्मागर्मचाय पिलाता…!!!
    बंता: – साले कंजूसी की भी हद होती है..!!!!
    संता: – वो कैसे..??
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    बंता: – भाभी घर में नहीं तो क्या हुआ, दूध बाजार
    से ही ले आ…. ? ?
  24. BIWI ko Din me karoge to wo SUST rahegi, Sham ko
    karoge to CHUST rahegi, Roj karoge to TANDURAST rahegi,
    Karte rahoge to KHUSH rahegi…..!!!
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    !.. OFFICE SE ROJ SIRF EK CALL ..! ?
  25. Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui, Aap yakeen nahi
    karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua

    khana kharab ho gaya….!!!

    Fridge me nahi rakha tha na…!!! ?